World Cup Football

I don’t like football, but the England-Germany match was on in the lounge, and I was in the lounge, so…… At the 70 minute mark, Germany were ahead, and they scored again (I think that was the time, I’m a bit vague about it). England were 3-1...

Brainless announcements

I rode the Docklands Light Railway the other day. As we pulled into the station the lady member of staff made an announcement. “At the next station the first and last sets of doors will not enable.” I’m sorry, but what the hell does that mean?...