So here’s the story.

A *unch of *ankers get greedy and severely stuff up the *ritish economy, so much so that my tax money has to *e used to *ail them out.  This means the government has less money to spend on the things it wants to, so either there will *e less services or there’ll *e higher taxes, which means I, and all the other taxpayers will *e worse off in one way or another.

And the *ankers who kicked all this off expect to receive their huge *onuses?

In my humble opinion, it would be a criminal act to give them any *onuses at all.  Let them take some of the pain the thousands of ordinary people have had to take – losing jo*s, homes etc etc.  How dare they expect to get a *onus.  They’re lucky they still have jo*s.

But, we live in the real world, and I fully expect our spineless government will come out with the usual excuses and give in to the *ankers.  Jeremy Clarkson was right.  We are being led by an idiot.

I’d like to apologise for my keyboard problem – I can’t seem to type the letter *etween a and c.  It keeps coming out as *.  Or perhaps it’s the letter *etween v and x.  Who can tell?